always be yourself unless you can be a MERMAID then always be a mermaid
Are you mermaid obsessed? Are you constantly considering dying your hair lilac or teal? Do you get distracted by shiny shimmery things? Do you love the fish section in your local pet store?
Then you’re CLEARLY a mermaid.
I’ve surfed the web (ocean pun) for the best mermaid gadgets every land fish should have in her treasure chest. Enjoy!